The Movie Theater in My Bedroom
"I have like this moovie theater in my bedrooom. I got like the surround sound all set up. Its really cool.

"My Dad's always tryin to one-up me though. Like he has a 65" screen. And I have a hundred inch screen. But now he's tryin to get better than me."

I wouldn't object so much if this were a 23yr old bio-engineer or financial analyst.

The offended party is a teen working at Einstein's bagel, talking about her room in Dad's house.

How do you educate such a youth?